ADrunkZ

I have to hand it to post houses. You people know how to get me drunk. Congratulations on successfully providing a multitude of alcoholic beverages in a timely manor, while only feeding me enough to keep me standing. My hat is off to you, but before I go into the events; a few words of disappointment.

[start rant] I like The Mill Link. I love working there and they have an amazing space. I think they love me back, but last night they cheated on me with PublicisLink. Some little event called Young Guns Link took over The Mill and neglected to invite me. UMMM WHAT?!?! This is what they have to say,
"Young Guns was created just for young global talent, for new ideas and perspectives. Other industry awards are forums for the established."
Xander is under 30. Xander is creative. Xander even would step away from the bar for a moment to watch the work. But alas, Xander is not a creative. He is a producer. Well eff you Young Slums I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL.!!! [end rant]

Anywho, the school bell rang at about 7:30 and Sarah, Leila, Stefanie, Jason, Adam, Jeff and I walked over to Riot! Link. Great spread and theme drink rooms. The music was good and the vibe was nice. Garth got pissed cuz the cutie he put an hour into dropped the "I'm married" bomb. Joel got pissed for him, and i think he shat his pants again. Here are a few pics from Riot!

Walking over



Adam and I LOVED this brie cheese thing




Holy shit! Lamb Sausage! I am getting turned on.




Ok so all that was good, but we had a feeling the Amber party would be better, so we left




And arrived at Amber




Man this party was great! Amber Link Is a great music house, so obvs the music was hot. I think i saw some chips in the corner. Booze was limited, but at this point everyone was pretty tigs any way.




Diane and Dan were there looking subdued and bored as usual. (Diane, is that your pizza guy statue face?)




Gisella and Jamie take a moment to pose and try to recognize who the hell i am.




Bethany and Joel's nemesis' former make-out partner lookin' sporty




Sarah and Bee looking innocent




Then things started to get a little sloppy. The hottest girl there (and anywhere really) almost kissed me and Joel got a picture of it. Unfortch, the flash scared her away and she went back to her boyfriend or someone. UltraX was sad.




While this was going on things were getting CRAZY on the dance floor. Leila and Bee were engaging in some HOT ass-smackin' booty shakin'. You go girls. (I'm sending this to your moms)



Joel was drinking heavly and looking somewhat inebriated. That darn joel.




The party was going on, until the booze ran out and people got desperate. A good friend, and roommate of mine finds this time more beautiful than the most lovely sunset. We will call him "last call Joel." Please if you will, watch him in action:






All I can say is that it's lucky for the ladies that Joel passed out and shit himself shortly after these pictures were taken. As for your hero, UltraX, he went home with three lucky ladies.

And by that i mean we dropped them off and i weeped into my cold cold pillow.

Well, there is the recap. Good week all in all. ADrunkZ doesn't normally carry into the weekend, as I like to get up early go for a run, maybe do some charity work, then read some Kafka in bed, asleep by 8:30. But this weekend there is one little even that we may make an exception for:

From The Vicky Filz:
hello everyone--

typically, you'd see an evite from me, but because i'm lazy and have
waited until the very last minute, i figured a mass e-mail was easier.
and i've realized that evite really gets on my nerves.

with that said, i'm throwing a party on saturday night. it's actually
a friend's birthday, but since i've haven't seen many of you in a
while, i figured it would be a perfect occasion to rehash old times and
then forget what i talked to you about the next day.

i've decided to throw this soiree at a venue that reminds me of
favorite pastimes, a lounge that really characterizes myself and my
friends. said simply: a place that i truly feel at home in.

that venue is The Happy Ending Lounge, whose history has roots back in
the 70's when it was a whorehouse fronting as a massage parlor. in
recent years, it has been redesigned as a hip two level bar, the bottom
floor having been preserved with the same structure as the original
brothel.

for those of you who need a visual for the place (as it exists now, not
THEN, you perv), check out their website: www.happyendinglounge.com

here's the info you'll need:

10:00pm
Saturday, September 25th
The Happy Ending Lounge
302 Broome St.
b/w Forsyth and Elridge St.
NYC

SUBWAY: Take the F, J, M, or Z to Delancey Street, walk one block to
Broome, and it's a few blocks west.

if sitting in a former whorehouse isn't reason enough to join me this
saturday night, then hopefully, the fact that you probably have nothing
better to do is.

i'm sure i have forgotten many so please feel free to bring anyone
you'd like. hope to see you saturday--

-vicky